APE Philosopher's Blog

Do You Want to be Rich & Famous?

apephilosopher — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:41:11 +0000

Do you want to be rich and famous? Do you know why? Nothing in this life comes easy so be prepared to work hard for what you want. My wise father once told me that if it comes easy it’s not worth having. In this world we live in today so many things are taken for granted. Working hard to reach your goals is the way to go.

Why, oh Why is Ellen Degeneres Deaf to my Plea to Help Her?

apephilosopher — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:33:59 +0000

My wise father once told me to help a friend in need. I have offered my help to Ellen Degeneres. She wants to have world domination she shall have it. My trusted hero friends, APEs to the Rescue, Super Heroes to the poor and needy travelled a long and dangerous journey via Canada Post to reach Ellen, I have heard nothing from them as yet:( Anton, Parker and Ed may be missing in action for all I know? They have special powers, Awareness, Prevention & Early Detection but there may be evil bad guys out there who have kidnapped the Super Heroes! I hope to hear soon that my friends have arrived safely at their destination, Los Angeles, soon to make Ellens wish come true for World Domination.

The APE Philosophy Can Help You

apephilosopher — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 20:35:11 +0000

The APE Philosophy is so simple even a child could understand it. My wise Father once told me that in order to help others they must want to be helped and want to help themselves. I know that Ellen Degeneres wants my help and I am doing my best to help her dominate the world. But, most of all, I want to help everyone realise that life is what you make it. Life every day as if it is your last day, practise Awareness to help you navigate your way through the many challenges you will undoubtedly experience.

I am Moving Closer to Helping Ellen Degeneres

apephilosopher — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:21:44 +0000

My quest in life is to help others, always has been, always will be. Ellen wants world domination, I believe she already has it, but if she needs help I am here for her, along with my super hero friends, Anton, Parker and Ed.

My Secret Plan to Help Ellen D

apephilosopher — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:02:39 +0000

Please spread the word and let everyone know about my video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6VlS9_c8BA

I Hope Ellen Degeneres Likes Her Surprise!

apephilosopher — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:40:23 +0000

In my quest to help Ellen Degeneres gain world domination I have sent her a gift.

I Am Helping Ellen Achieve World Domination!

apephilosopher — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:44:53 +0000

As my wise Father once told me, if a friend asks for help you help them. I like to think of Ellen Degeneres as my friend, not because we have even met, but because since I set out on my travels Ellen is the one person I always want to watch on the T.V. My sincerest wish is to travel to LA and meet Ellen in person and offer her the wisdom that I am sharing with mankind.

Ellen wants to achieve world domination and it is within my power to grant her wish. I have decided I will offer the help of Anton, Parker & Ed, Super Heroes to the poor and needy. http://www.apephilosophy.com/video.php

These super heroes are ready and willing to help Ellen Degeneres in any way they can.

apephilosopher — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 02:45:23 +0000

Anton and Ed help Ellen achieve World Domination!

New Technology, New World, What Happens if it Disappears?

apephilosopher — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:02:45 +0000

My wise Father once told me the world was a strange place, and I now have to agree with him as I travel my life’s journey.

I have met people who are stressed, angry or upset and why? These people cannot cope without all the new technology that has been inflicted on them. Not just technology either. If a washing machine stops working there is utter chaos, I have also noticed nothing is made to last any more. Cars are so tied up with new technology now that if you have a problem you cannot fix it yourself, you have to pay a lot of money to the car dealership. No one writes letters any more on distinguished writing paper, everyone emails or texts!

If it all disappeared, if the internet fell apart, if the telephones stopped working and if our kitchen appliances and motor cars all went away, how would we cope?

My theory is that we will never know until it happens, and if it does happen we will be devastated, we will not be able to move on we will be lost!

The world is in a very sad and sorry state, something has to be changed, and change has to happen now.

Why Are People Abusing The Gifts They Are Given?

apephilosopher — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:38:47 +0000

As a philosopher and son of a very wise Father, I look around and see things others do not see. People waste money, food and have no respect for the gifts they are given. The health care systems around the world are struggling, why is this? I believe people wait until they are diagnosed with a serious disease and then want the doctor to cure them. This is not right! When you smoke you burn good money, when you eat too much, you become obese. Sitting at home in front of the television and computers means you do not exercise. This has to stop! My wise Father once told me a gift has to be appreciated and used wisely.

I set out on my travels to discover the world I had not known, I see this world and feel sad and angry at the same time. Live simply people, live happily and live healthy lives, that is a gift you can offer each other.