Why, oh Why is Ellen Degeneres Deaf to my Plea to Help Her?

My wise father once told me to help a friend in need. I have offered my help to Ellen Degeneres.  She wants to have world domination she shall have it. My trusted hero friends, APEs to the Rescue, Super Heroes to the poor and needy travelled a long and dangerous journey via Canada Post to reach Ellen, I have heard nothing from them as yet:( Anton, Parker and Ed may be missing in action for all I know? They have special powers, Awareness, Prevention & Early Detection but there may be evil bad guys out there who have kidnapped the Super Heroes! I hope to hear soon that my friends have arrived safely at their destination, Los Angeles, soon to make Ellens wish come true for World Domination.